Have you learned about space?
A little bit!
What's your favorite planet?
Mars!
Of course, you're a sheep.
What?
Well, did you know that Mars is gonna completely disappear?
What do you mean?
I'll tell you!
Our Sun is very neat
Keeps us warm and lets us eat
Illuminates the sky
But soon it will blow up and die
The Sun is very exciting
Maybe for its own good
Because when it runs out of energy
It will make us one big pie
The Sun is kind of a bitch
I'm not gonna lie
The Sun is gonna consume the Earth
Leaving no person alive
Why would the sun eat us? That's not very nice.
I'm not smart enough for this. Let's google it! Okay, future of earth, solar evolution yadayda… okay here! Red giant stage! “Most of Earth's atmosphere will be lost to space and its surface will consist of a lava ocean”- ooh fun - “It is likely to expand to swallow both Mercury and Venus”- and the best part- “the Earth will probably be engulfed by the Sun”!
Lava oceans
Let's start toastin'
Atmosphere decayin'
Let's start prayin'
The Sun is kind of a bitch
I'm not gonna lie
The Sun is gonna consume the Earth
Leaving no person alive
I'm scared! I don't want to die!
Don't worry, it will only happen in about 5 billion years.
That sounds like a long time! I'll be super duper old then!
Oh no, you won't, you'll be long gone by then. Sorry to break it to you, your life won't end that spectacularly.