Hey kids! Ready to annihilate the communist slugs?
We don't know what that means!
Let's go!
Teamwork
It sounds really great
Working together
Towards what we create
But you know who else liked teamwork?
Joseph Stalin
Barack Obama
And Mao Zedong
Who are those people?
They're demons
From the gates of hell
Ready to take your farms
And give you free wel-
Fare
Teamwork is communist propaganda
We don't want any of that, thank you
Teamwork is communist propaganda
Giving all those satanic thoughts to you
Teamwork is communist propaganda
It's trruuueeeeee
And you know who's really behind all this?
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez!
Single kid: But we should work together!
Let's be realistic, kid. We can't have a free market economy without competition, and so teamwork is the antithesis of our capitalist ideals.
That seems really mean.
The world is mean, kid, you have to deal with it. Man up and stop being a little bitch.
Teamwork
It's really shitty
They work together
To steal what we make
Man I can't stand teamwork
Don't get me started on sharing
What's wrong with sharing?
Are you blind?
It's socialism!
What's wrong with socialism?
Radical
Satanism, you see
Your very own little soul
And the means of production, they will seize
Teamwork is communist propaganda
We don't want any of that, thank you
Teamwork is communist propaganda
Giving all those devilish thoughts to you
Teamwork is communist propaganda
It's trruuueeeeee
Teamwork is communist propaganda
Teamwork is communist propaganda
Teamwork is just…
Communist propoganda