Hey kids! Do you want to learn about America?
What's America?
Wow, you really are stupid. Okay, America is where we live! They make the laws we follow-
What's a law?
Don't interrupt me again, child. Laws are basically adult rules, but you have to follow them too. Now, there are 50 states in America, sort of like mini countries. You want to hear some of them?
Yeah!
New York, Texas, California,
West Virginia, and Georgia
These are states, yes, we agree
And they are all special to me
Alabama, Minnesota,
Hawaii there off the shore
These are states that we adore
But nobody likes Florida
Florida is full of potheads
And criminals with malintent
When people say they go to Florida
It's these things they forget
Massachusetts, Mississippi,
Ohio and Washington state
These are states that are okay
They have names I want to say
Delaware, the Carolinas
New Jersey and the Dakotas
These are states that we don't mind
But nobody likes Florida
Florida is full of dumbfucks
And wackos on the streets
When people say they go to Florida
Remember your beliefs
But my grandma used to live in Florida!
She probably was a wacko too.
Everyone in Florida can't be a wacko, right?
Wrong. Everyone who is in Florida willingly has something wrong in their soul.
Is it a coincidence
That Florida's full of incidents
Like *speaking* “Florida Man Tries to Shoot Puppy, Puppy Shoots Him Instead”
*/* Or *speaking* “Florida Man Gets Beat up by the Easter Bunny” */*
What the fuck is happening?
What the fuck is happening?
Florida is just a hellhole
Loads of monstrosities
When you look at Florida
There's one conclusion to see…
Nobody likes Florida