I'm sorry, it has to be said.
What is it?
This might shake your world. Do you know Batman?
I WUVE BATMAN!!! He's my FAVOWITE superhero!
Yeah, he has no dick.
What?
You heard me.
Batman
Iconic Americana
Created
To have no goddamn banana
Batman
Your one favorite superhero
Produced
Without a hose included
Did you ever ponder the possibility
That your favorite personality
Can't have babies
Or have fun with ladies
*muttering* Or gentlemen, we don't discriminate. */*
You might think this is a little excessive
This joke too edgy or unimpressive
In fact, this entire time I've tried
To traumatize you
When it comes to college acceptance,
I'm kinda screwed
But it's vital for you all to know
That Batman has nothing to show
Did you ever ponder the possibility
That your favorite comic celebrity
Has no way to urinate
If you ask me, that's a little insane
*shouting* Yeah Batman! */*